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BURGERS
All these burgers are pretty good we reckon. 
Salad = Lettuce, Cucumber, Tomato and Red Onion, all grown in the fertile soil of Aotearoa

SQUAWK DAWG $8.9
This one is named after the guy who came up with most of these burgers. Its got a Beef Pattie, Salad, Aioli and Velvet Relish. 
 
HOTTIE $9.9 
This is our hot one! It has a Beef Pattie, Salad, Grilled Mango with Chilli Mayonnaise, Velvet Relish and as much chilli Sauce as your tastebuds can handle. 
 
VELVET BURGER $10.9
It has Venison, Salad, Grilled Pineapple, with Chilli Mayonnaise and Velvet Relish. You definitely want to try this one with a bit of extra bacon. 

HOMEGROWN $10.9
All that is good about this country can be found in the Homegrown. Lamb, Salad, a choice of Beetroot & Horopito Chutney or a Minty Yoghurt Sauce, Aioli & Velvet Relish. 
ANIMAL RIGHTS (VEGETARIAN) $12.5
We believe this to be the best vege burger in NZ! It has a Kumara & Coriander Pattie, Salad, Beetroot, a Minty Yoghurt Sauce, Aioli and
Velvet Relish. 

VELVET LADY $13.9 
Everybody wants her but she keeps it classy just like your mum back in the day - Grilled Chicken Breast, Salad, Bacon, Avocado and Cheese with Aioli and Velvet Relish. 

THE STAG $13.9
It definitely won’t make you more attractive but it’ll make you feel great. Venison, Salad, Portobello Mushroom, Blue Cheese, with Aioli and Plum Chutney. 

BIG BROWN $13.9 
This one goes down quite nicely with a can of double brown (available on request.) Two Beef Patties with Double Cheese, Salad, Aioli and Velvet Relish.

EXTRAS
Gluten Free Bun $2.5
Blue/Brie Cheese $3
Bacon $2.5
Cheese $2
Mushroom or Egg $1.5
Pineapple, Mango or Beetroot $1

BEVERAGES
BEERS
EMERSON'S RANGE $12.5
EPIC $10
TUATARA $9.5
MOA $9
ZEFFER $9
HEINEKEN, STEINY PURE, CORONA $8.5
SPEIGHTS $7.5
DOUBLE BROWN $4.5

LIGHT BEERS
AMSTEL LIGHT $7.5

WINE
By the Glass $9
By the Bottle $40

NOT BEERS
POWERADE $5
ENERGY DRINKS $5
JUICES $4.5
SOFT DRINKS $4.5
BOTTLED WATER $4
COFFEE $4


BABE $14.5
Looks good on paper and tastes even better - a great combination of Crumbed Chicken Breast, Salad, Bacon, Pineapple, Cheese, Aioli and 
Velvet Relish. 

BIG BRO $14.9 
I guess if we had a Kiwi Burger this would be it, It’s good times. Beef Pattie, Salad, Bacon, Egg, Portobello Mushroom, Beetroot, Cheese with Aioli, and Velvet Relish. 
 

BIG BIRD $14.9 
This one used to be made from Moa (which was a big bird), but we ran out of them a few years back, so its been replaced with good Grilled Chicken Breast, Salad, Bacon, Brie Cheese with Aioli and your choice of Apricot or Cranberry sauce. 

GONEBURGER $16 
If you can eat this one someone will definitely give you a high five! Goes down great with a big bot of Tui. Beef Pattie, Crumbed Chicken Breast, Salad, Bacon with Aioli and Velvet Relish. 

MINI BURGERS
A wee sample of what we’re all about. These bad boys are a bit smaller (about 3/4 the size) but rest assured they’re just as tasty.

MINI SQUAWK DAWG $7.4
1/2 size Beef Pattie, Salad, Aioli & Velvet Relish.

MINI VELVET BURGER $7.9
1/2 size Venison Pattie, Salad, Grilled Pineapple, Chilli Mayonnaise &
Velvet 
Relish.

MINI ANIMAL RIGHTS $9.9
1/2 size Kumara & Coriander Pattie, Salad, Yoghurt Sauce, Aioli & Velvet Relish.

MINI VELVET LADY $10.9
1/2 size Grilled Chicken Breast, Salad, Bacon, Avocado, Aioli & Velvet Relish.

SIDES
Wedges $7.5
Native Kumara Chips $6.5
Hashies $4.9
Fatties or Skinnies
1/2 Scoop $2.9
Full Scoop $4.9
Aioli, Chilli Mayo, T Sauce, Sweet Chilli, Sour Cream $1.0